My Brain Doesn’t Work On Monday
It’s another Monday which means we have to sit in front of our desks and pretend to work hard. I don’t know about you, but my brain doesn’t work on Monday.
Is Nothing On Your To-Do List?
Is nothing on your to-do list? It should be. Sometimes you need to just sit back, relax and take some time to yourself.
Panda Bears Were Created When God Ran Low On Ink
Did you know that panda bears were created when God ran low on ink? Yep, he was printing out some black bears and next thing he knew they were coming out not so black.
The Real Problem With AT&T’s Reception
The real problem with AT&T’s reception is that it cuts out so much that even customer service only hears what it wants to hear.
You Make My Banana Uncomfortable
You make my banana uncomfortable when you sleep to close to me and spoon me. How about a little space?
Like LOL Zombie On The Facebook!
LOL Zombie now has a Facebook page! Look at us, getting all social media smart! Now, if you could please, take a few seconds to feed our ego and Like us that’d be great. What are we going to do on our Facebook page? No idea. But all the cool kids have one so we created one! … Read more
Survival Tracking Guide: Pirates, Ninjas & Zombies
It’s not safe out there. But if you do need to be out and about, use the image above to help you survive. It’s a tracking guide for pirates, ninjas and zombies. Oh my. It may look pretty simple, but those buggers can turn on you at any time, so be careful!
Find Something To Give A Damn About
Between the hours of 6am and 12am find something to give a damn about Remember when your parents told you to do something with your life? Well you should. I’m not saying you need to be a doctor or a lawyer, but you should find something to do. Even if it’s just playing video games … Read more
You’re Weird. I Like You.
You’re Weird. I Like You. A true friend is one that is just and weird and strange as you are.
What Do You Mean You Love the Way It Hurts? Eminem & Rihanna
Have you heard Eminem & Rihanna’s latest song “Love The Way You Lie?” In it, there is a line that says: Just gonna stand there And watch me burn But that’s alright Because I like The way it hurts Doesn’t that seem a little screwed up to you? Who likes the way fire hurts?