Bacon Baby Jesus
What’s Christmas without bacon and baby Jesus? So why not combine them into one delicious celebration!
Remember When Life Was Easier?
Life was much easier when Apple & Blackberry were just fruits. Yea, and windows were just used for seeing outside.
Remember Real Cell Phones?
No fancy touch screen here. No internet either. Just one giant ass phone that you can’t loose.
How To Make A Snowman That Will Last Forever
One part creativity, 10 parts fast food milk shakes. Frosty will be around forever.
Did You Get Lucky Last Night? #fail
Seems that when you get drunk, you leave all your secrets on your parents answering machine. Even things they don’t care to hear.
What Happens When Santa Visits The Airport?
Seems no one is spared the joy of getting felt up by the TSA.
Do You Sing The Meow Meow Song At Church?
Their really good singers, they are taking it very seriously, but they are only meowing.
Santa Claus Monroe
Did Marilyn Monroe steal her signature move from Santa? Or did he think it was fun and give it a try himself? via Flickr.
Say It Ain’t So Satan Santa
Their names may be spelled similarly, but they’re completely different people. Right!?
Military Secrets Are Cute and Cuddly
Military Secrets – The ultimate weapon is cute, cuddly, sadistic gun wielding monkeys. No. Not the monkeys!