8 Cups of Water or 8 Beers?
It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible but 8 beers and 7 shots go down like a fat kid on a seesaw. It’s sad but true.
Brain tacos are an intelligent meal.
Want to get smarter? Eat some brains! They’re a good source of energy and who couldn’t use some more brains? If you want this on a t-shirt, you can grab one here.
Highway to Hell or Stairway to Heaven?
The fact there’s a Highway to Hell and only a Stairway to Heaven should tell you something about the anticipated traffic. What path are you on?
Fall in love with the person who enjoys your madness…
… don’t fall for an idiot to forces you to be normal. There is nothing worse than losing your weirdness.
Vote For Nobody
Who do you vote for when no one seems like a good choice? Well, maybe Nobody. He seems to say all the right things. Nobody will keep election promises. Nobody will listen to your concerns. Nobody will help the poor & unemployed. Nobody cares! If Nobody is elected, things will be better for everyone. Nobody … Read more
Lets Rearrange the United States
What if we rearranged the United States, but kept the basic US shape? It’d look something like this. Kind of mind-blowing isn’t it? Still looks like the US, but every state is someplace new.
No Hipsters Allowed. Or Hamsters.
No Hipsters! Don’t be coming in here with your hairy faces, your vegan diets, your tiny feet, and your sawdust bedding. No, wait. Hamsters. No Hamsters.
Text and Drive? Oh Cell No!
Next time you see someone texting and driving, just say “Oh Cell No!” Not only is the pun amazing, but they’ll never forget it. It’ll stick around in their head like a bad pop song.
Presidents I Prefer to Donald Trump
There’s so many better choices for president than Donald Trump. Like Bill Clinton, a homeless guy, or your mom.
Me trying to figure out how far away the Pokémon is.
http://imgur.com/gallery/WVuvAdk Look. A Pokémon. I can do this. I can do this. Almost. Close. One more. Next time. Maybe. Yes! First try. Wait. I’m out of Poké balls? Damit.