I Have Seen The Truth!
And it doesn’t make sense. Ohh well. Kinda reminds me of that time I found Jesus.
And it doesn’t make sense. Ohh well. Kinda reminds me of that time I found Jesus.
I’m not sure why CBS cares so much about my family jewels, but I crack up every time I see this. Reminds me of that scene in Austin Powers where they all see a giant … https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5PwYcWY17Q
Sorry women, but your husband has no idea what you’re feeling. It’s not just him either, all husbands have this issue. Maybe you could tell them what you’re feeling? Ohh and while you’re at it, can you make him a sandwich? He’s probably hungry. Ohh and horny. Do you got 5 minutes?
We have to keep the planet in good shape as it’s where I have all my stuff. You probably do too.
Vegetarian. It’s an Indian word meaning lousy hunter. Now that makes perfect sense.
It was only a matter of time before the fun loving dinosaur broke his Toy Story cover and became the bad boy he really was.
Hangovers. Gods way of saying you kicked ass last night. Now there’s looking at the bright side!
Before computers, we had tape, erasers and scissors. They were the original cut copy and paste. The only thing they lacked were keyboard shortcuts.
This goat has it going on! Friday casual work attire with what appears to be a bit of sass. You go girl goat.