If tornados are acts of God then why do most happen in the bible belt?
Philosoraptor brings up a good point. What’s God trying to tell us?
People would like you more if you didn’t have that stick up your butt.
And this is why ice cream will always be cooler than popsicles.
You cannot pass!
I think this sign would be a little bit more effective than the current ones. Especially if you got zapped with some magic if you didn’t listen.
Do you know why children are so happy?
It’s because they don’t know what’s coming when they grow up. Blissful ignorance.