If you were a zombie, and I had to kill you, I’d cry.
But I’d totally do it because you’re a freaking zombie and you’re not eating my brains! via ifyouwereazombie.com
Rock. Paper. Scissors. Guns. This could get ugly.
What use to be such a simple way to make decisions has gotten out of control.
Teachers: You can’t hit the kids, but you can hit the bottle.
The best advice always comes from liquor stores.
Douche Bag Truck Nuts
Nothing says “Hello, I’m a douche bag” quite like a swinging pair of truck nuts.
