Who needs anger management?
Not this bird. I mean, who wants to play happy birds? Medicated birds maybe.
Unmatched Parenthesis Runis Days
(An unmatched left parenthesis creates an unresolved tension that will stay with you all day. See, now your day is ruined. Or maybe it’s just at the bottom and can only go up from here.
Beware of false candy machines.
Unless you like taking a shower in public, I’d skip this so-called candy machine.
Rejected Mr. Men and Little Miss Characters
I’m pretty sure these would have made for some pretty good books.