Hey fat man, we’re not ready yet.
Santa. Your day will come. Hold on and let the turkey do its thing. Once we kill and eat him, then it’s your turn.
They be all like ‘You need pants to fly’
Yes, the TSA has some strange rules, however I think most people agree that pants are a necessity.
Don’t like gay marriage? Don’t get gay married.
If you don’t like two dudes getting married, don’t marry a dude. But there’s no reason you can’t let someone else. To each their own.
When I run out of coffee I give up on everything.
Coffee is what fuels a lot of us. So when our cup is empty, so are we.
Men. Here’s a handy chart to talk to women.
The Hormone Guide is a simple guide for men that make talking to women easier. It’ll keep them happier which means you’ll be happier. Simply put, give them wine.
Zombie University #video
What’s that? You have some zombie related questions? Or maybe you think zombies aren’t scary anymore because they’re everywhere? Are zombies and bacon becoming to popular?! Glove and Boots investigate.
