Maybe broccoli doesn’t like you either.
You don’t like it, it doesn’t like you. Can we all just move on now?
LOL Zombie gets a makeover.
It has been a while since we changed our look so it was time. The new look should load faster, feel less cluttered and just be all around cooler. Granted there are a ton of things to double-check on all browsers and nothing is ever complete, but the new look and feel is up. What … Read more
Smile. Someone loves you.
Like this puppy. Of course puppies love everyone, but that’s not the point.
I found the vodka, it was hiding in the orange juice!
Nothing says good morning like a a screwdriver. Who would like one?
How not to do CPR
Even though it says these are CPR instructions, I’d suggest you don’t follow them. Blame someone. Check to see if their nipples are hard. Kiss sensuality. Apply Capri-Sun straw to the neck. Use hand to re-harden nipples. Picture life together & enjoy remaining Capri Sun.
