You have nowhere else to run.
Some days just feel like an epic fail. You think you have nowhere else to run, but you do. You can always turn around, or say F the police and go wherever you want!
Is the cow half full or half empty?
Are you a pessimist or an optimist? Or are you just nosey and wonder what’s going on?
Lego Imagination
Legos may not look like much, it’s what your imagination comes up with that makes them awesome!
Road Signs Revealed: The Truth Is Out There
Road signs aren’t telling you the whole story. There just a small piece of the puzzle.
Our zombie family ate your family.
Next time you see those lovely sticker families on the back of a mini van, just think, they could be lunch.
I wanted to send you something sexy…
…but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox. It’s the thought that counts.
Unemployment sucks when your job gets blow’d up.
Humm. I wonder what other skills he has. Doesn’t strike me as a real people person.