The number of friendly texts is in direct coloration to the task at hand. If you need help moving, it’s going to take a lot of texts.
That annoying moment when you just missed a call, and you immediately call that person back, but he’s doing the same, so you both get voicemail, and this happens 3 times in a row so you both decide to wait for the other to call so in the end nothing happens.
No matter what happens in life, I’m still the one at the middle of it all.
Now I don’t know how to make this zombie cupcake, but it sure does look delicious. I’d buy a dozen if I could!
Being a parent is hard. You have to eat things you don’t like, you can’t swear in front of them, and apparently people don’t like it when you don’t know where your kids are or what they are doing.
It’s a close call, but it’s not Friday the 13th. It’s only the 12th. Phew.
Some people are unforgettable. Like that jerk that did that thing. Every time I think about it, it just makes me angry!!
Ever wonder what snowmen eat? Looks like kids! I tell ya, you spend all afternoon building him and he bites your head off.
Why yes, my questions are great. I’d come up there and kick your ass if you said my questions were lame.
