There’s so many slutty Halloween costumes out there. Might as well just go with the original.
Halloween is coming. Candy is coming. Get ready for a sugar high! Dance kids. Dance!
Why spent lots of time on a complex pumpkin carving this year when you can keep it small and simple? Granted, not sure how bright it’ll shine.
What’s scarier this Halloween than Donald Trump?! Nothing. If you want to scare your neighborhood, you can turn your pumpkin into a Trump look-alike. I have chills just thinking about it.
The hardest part of my job is being nice to stupid people. I think we can all agree that this is the hardest part of any job.
We’ll miss you Jack, but we’ll live long and enjoy life without you too.
Remember when they told you that you could be anything as a kid? You could even grow up to be president? Well, maybe we’ve taken that just a bit too far this year.
The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Heck Over...
12 years ago, a dangerous cult based on demonology, witchcraft, classic cars was formed. And what’s more fun than demons, angels and some hunters that enjoy what they do? Finding out some fun facts...
iOS 10 special effects makes even the most interesting messages, even more special. Granted, if you get a sext without fireworks, does that mean you didn’t do good enough?