I love you just the way I am.
You don’t need to be perfect and neither do I. I’ll love you if I’m fat or lazy or bald or drunk or angry or whatever happens to me.
You don’t need to be perfect and neither do I. I’ll love you if I’m fat or lazy or bald or drunk or angry or whatever happens to me.
My brain is the most amazing thing ever created, however all it does is mess with me! Why can’t we use our power to take over the world?!
I’m pretty sure this is every teenager and nerd in America.
What’s that in the sky? Is it an airplane? Superman? Or UFO disguised as an airplane?! From now on, I’m questioning every airplane I see.
Shit just got serious. You may be able to outrun a cop, but snipers are a bit harder. And at the speed you are traveling, you don’t want a tire to blow.
Now I’m not sure if it was a planned advertisement or not, but when the power goes out at the Super Bowl and your ad is targeting eating Oreos in the dark, it seems a bit suspicious.
What’s better than a lot of food? Turning that food into a stadium for the Super Bowl! Damn these make me hungry!
This is the story of my life. 🙂
I never thought about it before, but I’m on my last life and my cat has up to eight more! OMG. Now I’m starting to freak out a little. I guess this is why we humans drink alcohol.