Not all sharks live in the water. Some live on land and attack you as you go from house to house looking for candy.
Monthly Archive: October 2012
Those trick-or-treaters won’t get me this year. I may jump out and get them though. That’ll show them. No more ringing the door bell!
I’d do almost anything for you, unless it involves putting me in danger. Then I may have to reconsider.
When you have cars jumping off cake, you know it’s a wild party!
Screw cheeseburgers, I want a pice of you!
I’m not sure how they figured this out, but I’m glad ghosts can’t fart.
Upcoming American rapper Machine Gun Kelly (MGK) was hired to perform at Microsoft’s Atlanta retail store on Friday, but the software giant got more than it bargained for. MGK performed ‘Hold On (Shut up)’ for the crowd...
Carving a pumpkin can be an art and you are the artist. What wonders will you create this year? Whoa that’s deep.
Screw the little black book, I got binders full of women!
Not sure who to vote for this year? Then vote for zombies! That’s right, in an effort to take over the world, we’re running for office. Zombies stand firm on all the issues and you’ll know...