Shark pumpkin is going to bite you.
Not all sharks live in the water. Some live on land and attack you as you go from house to house looking for candy.
Month: October 2012
Halloween is scary. Kitty hides in pumpkin for protection.
Those trick-or-treaters won’t get me this year. I may jump out and get them though. That’ll show them. No more ringing the door bell!
I’d swim the ocean for you… jk, there are sharks in there.
I’d do almost anything for you, unless it involves putting me in danger. Then I may have to reconsider.
Cake Jump – This party is off the hook!
When you have cars jumping off cake, you know it’s a wild party!
The average person is in direct contact with at least 5 ghost butts at any given time.
I’m not sure how they figured this out, but I’m glad ghosts can’t fart.
Microsoft Hires Rapper – Fires Them in Two Minutes [video]
Upcoming American rapper Machine Gun Kelly (MGK) was hired to perform at Microsoft’s Atlanta retail store on Friday, but the software giant got more than it bargained for. MGK performed ‘Hold On (Shut up)’ for the crowd at the Microsoft Store, where he appeared to mark The Source magazine’s release of their annual Power 30 issue. After rapping “fuck … Read more
Surprise Me – Jack O Lantern Style
Carving a pumpkin can be an art and you are the artist. What wonders will you create this year? Whoa that’s deep.
Vote Zombie 2012!
Not sure who to vote for this year? Then vote for zombies! That’s right, in an effort to take over the world, we’re running for office. Zombies stand firm on all the issues and you’ll know exactly what you’ll get if we’re elected; BRRRRRAAAINSSSSS!!! Humm, maybe you won’t get them, but we will! It’s not like anyone else … Read more