Intellectual Zombie eats books, not brains.
He’s so smart that he knows better than to eat people who are trying to kill him. Instead he’ll eat the books that you read to learn how to survive.
He’s so smart that he knows better than to eat people who are trying to kill him. Instead he’ll eat the books that you read to learn how to survive.
Somedays are good others are bad. I’m not sure what else to do but go get tacos. via Threadless
He he he. I giggle because I hear them and you can’t.
Some people may say that’s why they exercise, however I’m of the mindset that if I’m going to get infected, might as well be sooner than later so I don’t have to worry about it. Why run when you can join the fun?
Nothing says productive like a nice cup of hot coffee. Goes great with procrastination too. And avoidance. via trashecard
There he was just a-walkin’ down the street, singin’ “Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do” or something like that.
Even Grover can’t believe what’s going on. He’s madder than when someone confuses him for Gonzo. Ok, so that’s probably not very mad as Muppets tend to be pretty forgiving. Except when someone attacks one of their own.
He chases you, you trip and fall, he picks you up like a nice guy, then eats your face! via explosm
Sometimes unlocking an achievement in a game, or social network, is so much fun that we forget to leave the house. That’s where this t-shirt comes into play. You can tell everyone that you once were outside, even if you’re sitting inside in front of the computer right now. And for $20, this t-shirt could be yours! … Read more
After so many years, and so many commercials, Tony the Tiger realized he just couldn’t outrun his tiger instincts. Turns our more than just the cereal was grrrrreat. vid spudcomics