Running. How It Should Be vs How It Really Is.
The idea of running seems good for a moment, but lets face reality, most of us are not runners.
Random Fun
Shit. We’re Toast
Do you ever wonder if bread realizes that they’re toast as soon as they get in the toaster?!
Dinosaurs 101. You are what you eat.
Herbivore eats plans. Carnivore eats meat. Omnivore eats a little bit of everything. Omnomnomnivore eats absolutely everything all the time.
Oh, Hi. You’re Home Early.
It’s amazing what you can find when you come home early. Like a cat hanging out in your closet adding fur to all of your clothes.
Sometimes I feel like if it weren’t for the free coffee and internet, I’d never go to work.
Lets face it, the coffee and internet are the best things about work. Oh, and that paycheck isn’t bad either.
Never trust someone who runs for “fun.”
I mean really? Video games are fun. Movies are fun. Going to the bar is fun. Running is hard work and it makes you feel like you are going to die.
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear it’s a brighter day.
We all know people who bring down the mood and make us unhappy. When they disappear, things get much nicer!
A relationshop is like a house.
… when a lightbulb burns out you do not go and buy a new house. You fix the lightbulb.
I walk 5 miles every day.
I named my dog 5 miles so I could tell people I walk 5 miles every day. Exercising thing is hard, that’s why I got smart and got a dog. 🙂
Sharks have been spotted in this pool. They come out when they smell pee.
This may not scare the kids too much, but no guy is going to want his ding-dong bitten off. Get out of the pool to pee or face the consequences.