It’s Better to Be Late, Than to Arrive Ugly.
Well for some that’s true. The rest of us thought you looked great two hours ago.
Random Fun
Come and Try To Get Me Zombie Bitches!
Think you can come here and invite my house? I don’t think so. I have some plants that will take you out and I know how to use them.
The What-If’s and the Should-Have’s Will Eat Your Brain
Forget about a zombie apocalypse, your brain is going to kill you long before the zombies come if you don’t let the past be the past and enjoy the now.
Only You Can Help Me Hide The Body
Forget about forest fires, I need to get this body hidden now! Don’t ask any questions or else you’ll be next.
It’s Saturday Night and I’m Home on Facebook. Don’t Laugh, so Are You!
Facebook is like the social hotspot where you don’t have to get all dressed up and go out. Just sit there in your underwear Liking stuff and not really talking to anyone. Man, we’re just like social butterflies.
Can’t Someone Else Just Do It?
I’m a bit tired and I think someone else should do it. I’ll just cheer them on from the comfort of the couch.
Tomorrow is a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
Sadly tomorrow always turns into today and, well we all know that nothing is going to get done today. Maybe tomorrow.
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Insanity is different for each person and mine is fun as hell! YOLO!
If Life Gives You Lemons, I Hope It Gives You Water and Sugar Too
Lemons alone won’t make lemonade. Even if you tried, it’d taste horrible.
He’s Climbing in Your Windows, Snatching Your People Up.
That Peter Pan. It’s hard to tell if he’s trust worthy or a sly guy.