You May Not Have Depression. You May Just Be Surrounded by Assholes.
Sometimes, it’s not you it’s them. Them assholes that make you feel bad about yourself. Well screw them. You’re better than that.
Random Fun
Dang Kids. Ruining a Perfectly Good Death Star.
It’s hard to get insurance on things when their condition isn’t perfect. That’s why your kids shouldn’t be running around with lightsabers making a mess of the place.
Insanity Doesn’t Run in the Family.
Rather, it strolls through, taking its time, getting to know everyone personally.
Even Fruit Is Self-Conscious About How They Look.
What one person sees as a flaw, another sees as a feature. There is nothing wrong with fruit and there is nothing wrong with ourselves. If you only knew you had such a sweet body.
It’s amazing how many pedestrians confuse “Right of Way” with “Immortality.”
Just because you have the right of way, or the law is on your side, doesn’t mean you should be stupid and walk in front of traffic. You have a brain, use it.
This is the most dangerous animal in the world!
Even though he’s right next to the most dangerous animal, this shark shows no fear.
Put a Mirror on Some Stairs. Scare the Shit out of Everyone.
Got a staircase outside? If so, put a mirror on one step and you’re sure to scare the shit out of anyone as they think they’re about to fall to their death. Of course, that could cause them to fall down the stairs, so lets not put it towards the top.
Actions Speak Louder Than Like Buttons
You can Like all the right stuff and it’ll never make a difference. But, you can give off your ass and do one good thing and change the world.
Don’t you just love the smell of bacon in the morning?
Nothing says good morning like the smell of bacon. Cute puppies or a piglet isn’t bad either.