In My World, Everyone Is a Pony and They All Eat Rainbows and Poop Butterflies.
You may not understand someone else’s perspective, but that doesn’t mean it’s bad. Sometimes you just need to give in and enjoy the rainbows.
Random Fun
Jingle All The Way. Don’t Half Ass It.
This Christmas, remember to be jolly and bright and be sure to jingle all the way. Remember, no one likes a half-assed jingler.
Best Christmas Display In Town
If you’re going to have the best house, with minimal work for Christmas, this is how you do it.
Baby It’s Cold Outside and That’s Why I Haz Sweater
It’s winter and it’s cold out. Make sure that your loved ones are all bundled up and staying warm. Even if they don’t want to be.
Christmas Decorations from a Fireman
Being creative on your Christmas decorations doesn’t mean just adding more. Sometimes it’s about creating something amazing.
Happy Birthday …. Jesus
When you run out of wrapping paper, just grab some birthday wrapping paper and add Jesus. Same thing.
Co-workers Are Like Christmas Lights…
They all hang together but half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t so bright.
It’s the Grumpiest Time of the Year
For every jolly person, there’s at lest one grumpy one. Happy Holidays! Or something like that.