Have you seen this lost dog?
His name is Vince. He’s kind of a grayish brown color. Loves to roll over and likes opening gateways to other dimensions. If you see him, who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!
Random Fun
Red Hair. Don’t Care.
How do you criticize a redhead? You don’t. They’re all confidence. Add in St. Patrick’s Day and some beer and you’ve got no chance. Be nice, and don’t make them mad. Those leprechaun’s will hurt you if you cross them.
And then you realize, there’s always a way to solve problems without violence.
Sometimes, it just takes a different perspective to realize that violence isn’t the answer. Like when a mosquito lands on your testicles. Are you going to hit it? Probably not. Oh, and what happened to your pants!
Things to do for St Patrick’s Day.
There are so many things you can do on St. Patrick’s day. Like drink green beer, listen to some irish music, wear green, take down the Christmas tree.
Due to lack of interest, Monday has been canceled.
I wish we could just cancel Monday. Lets move on to Tuesday, or Friday. I’m ready for the weekend!
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
It’s the best thing she ever did for me.
Hope you like my new cupcake recipe. They’re called shut the fucupcakes.
They’re cute, they’re yummy and if you take one, I don’t want to hear another peep out of you. Shut your cupcake hole!
Cats Love Puzzles & Games
Cats always like to be the center of attention. It doesn’t matter if you’re doing a puzzle, playing a game, or typing on the computer. They feel it’s their duty to be right there in the middle of things.
Turn your dirty car into art!
No need to take your car to the car wash, just draw on it. Granted, you need to have some drawing skills, but it’s a big, moving, canvas that you can use to showcase whatever you want!