Winter – A Short & Honest Poem
Can’t say much more about winter than shit it’s cold. Is spring here yet?
Random Fun
No. It’s not too cold out.
Sorry. It’s just weather and there isn’t anything you can do to change it. Sometimes it’s cold, sometimes it’s hot, dress for the weather and deal or just stay home. A little harsh maybe?
This is how the 5 second rule works.
This is how the five second rule works. You drop your food, the germs wait five seconds, then they attack. They’re quite considerate that way.
And this is how you receive lots of tips.
Just put the tip in, see how it feels. I bet customers won’t be able to resist.
Christmas is over. Time to eat the tree.
Why toss your Christmas tree out when you could just eat it? via gippentarp
Oh Christmas Tree… Your Ornaments are History
It’s no secret, cats love Christmas trees. If you can’t keep them out, then you might as well take some adorable pictures. via iCanHazChezburger
On the first day of Christmas, your true love gave to you… nothing.
You’re single. You don’t have to worry about all this gift giving etiquette and stress. Buy yourself something nice and relax.
If you put Christmas lights on your car, I envy you.
Putting Christmas lights on your house is cool, but covering your car is even cooler! I have no idea how they did this, but love it.