Good Luck On Your Weekend Project
And just remember, if you need any help, the Home Depot can help you with all sorts of crap.
Random Fun
No Matter How Slow You Go You’re Still Ahead Of Everyone On The Couch
True dat. But the couch is so comfy and it has my chips.
Facebook Is Like Jail
You sit around, waste time, have a profile picture, write on walls and get poked by guys you don’t really know.
Good Morning. I See My Assassin Has Failed.
Usually when I whack someone, they don’t show up online the next day. Something must have gone wrong. Ohh well. How are you today?
Nude Sunbathers Eating Waffles?!
I think this might be the perfect vacation spot. No pants and waffles for breakfast. What’s better than that?
When I’m Sad I Just Sing
When I’m sad I just sing, and then I realize my voice is worse than my problems.
Don’t like gay marriage? Blame the straight people.
If you don’t like gay marriage, blame straight people. They’re the ones who keep having gay babies. via oh, the humidity!.
Home Grown Milk Shakes
Getting the cow on the trampoline seems easy compared to getting the cow to jump. Jump cow, jump!