Random Fun
I can’t text you right now, I dropped my phone and can’t find it.
See. You don’t have to be smart to use a smart phone.
You’re crazy but I adore you.
You’re the right amount of crazy, gorgeous, wonderful and weird for me.
It’s all fun and games until someone ends up in a cone.
Then it’s just fun for those not in the cone.
Oh Christmas Beer, Oh Christmas Beer…
Nothing says happy holidays like a bunch of empty beer bottles stacked up in a festive way. Ho Ho Pass out.
You’re not my real ladder, you’re just a step ladder.
He doesn’t mean it. He’s just having a bad day.
