Random Fun
Why does Facebook even give me the option to ‘Like’ my own status? Of course I like my status.
I’m hilarious and sexy. Who wouldn’t like what I say?
Today I will live in the moment. Unless the moment is unpleasant.
If it’s unpleasant, then I’ll eat a cookie or have a glass of wine.
Does marker come off a laptop screen?
Something tells me their Google search won’t return the results they want.
Who do you call when you have a problem? Ctrl Alt Del
Admit it, they’re the first ones you call. Then can shut nearly anything down.
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.
It’s all fun and games and then Mike Tyson takes you down a notch. Mike, I know a few people you should meet.