Stalking is such a strong word. I prefer intense research of an individual.
Oh and just incase you see me outside your window, that’s not me.
Random Fun
My cat has better abs than you.
What more could a woman want? Great abs, doesn’t leave me to drink beer with the guys, and loves to go shopping. That’s a womans best friend right there.
Whatever Floats Your Goat
Everyone likes different things. That’s what makes us unique. And whatever floats your goat is fine by me.
I’m a fireworks expert. If you see me running, try and keep up.
It’s all fun and games until shit blows up. Did you know fireworks explode?!
That awkward moment when your phone kills your cat.
The awkward moment when you gently toss your phone on your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock down 2 lamps, and kill a cat. Happens all the time.
What happened to June? Summer is slipping away!
I can’t believe it. June is already over and this summer is going to fast. We need more days at the beach, the amusement park or sitting around doing nothing. Act fast before it’s September!
