All I need is time to figure out who I am, who I want to be and where I want to go.
So just relax, I’m working on it. There’s no need to rush it.
So just relax, I’m working on it. There’s no need to rush it.
That’s right, I’m the thoughtful boyfriend you can’t live without. Enjoy.
Want to go out to eat and have your friends pay for it? Well you can challenge them to the simple phone stacking game. Just have everyone put their cell phones on a pile before dinner and then go about ordering and eating your dinner. Have some lovely conversations and a few drinks. The first … Read more
I wouldn’t recommend trying it. Then again, I think licking my ass clean is a good idea too. Maybe you’ll like it. The fun that is.
In the 90s pregnant teens felt bad and people would think they were a whore. Now if you get pregnant as a teen you get a reality TV show. WTF! via Matt
Nothing makes a good sandwich like a great big old hug. Then you eat them.
Picking up chicks is pretty easy to do. Now picking up two at once, that’s a bit more tricky.
OMG it’s a shark! No wait, that’s just me. My bad. via Liz. There’s lots of good stuff over there.
You’re odd, and that’s what I like about you. Don’t change.
Weeeee. You spin me right round, baby Right round like a record, baby Right round round round.