All I need is time to figure out who I am, who I want to be and where I want to go.
So just relax, I’m working on it. There’s no need to rush it.
Random Fun
I saw you looking at shoes the other day and bought you a pear.
That’s right, I’m the thoughtful boyfriend you can’t live without. Enjoy.
It’s time for the “Who’s gonna buy lunch?” game! AKA The Phone Stacking Game
Want to go out to eat and have your friends pay for it? Well you can challenge them to the simple phone stacking game. Just have everyone put their cell phones on a pile before dinner and then go about ordering and eating your dinner. Have some lovely conversations and a few drinks. The first … Read more
I had fun once. It was horrible.
I wouldn’t recommend trying it. Then again, I think licking my ass clean is a good idea too. Maybe you’ll like it. The fun that is.
Teen Pregnancy Then and Now
In the 90s pregnant teens felt bad and people would think they were a whore. Now if you get pregnant as a teen you get a reality TV show. WTF! via Matt
Who wants a hug? Everyone!
Nothing makes a good sandwich like a great big old hug. Then you eat them.
How to pick up chicks.
Picking up chicks is pretty easy to do. Now picking up two at once, that’s a bit more tricky.
Sharks Afraid Of Sharks
OMG it’s a shark! No wait, that’s just me. My bad. via Liz. There’s lots of good stuff over there.
Please never stop being odd in the most wondrous of ways.
You’re odd, and that’s what I like about you. Don’t change.
What do you see? Are you normal or fun?
Weeeee. You spin me right round, baby Right round like a record, baby Right round round round.