Not all turkeys are happy to be dinner. Wait, are any? I like to think some dream of growing up to be the biggest bestest turkey dinner ever. That way when we cooking them, we’re fulfilling their lifelong dream. That makes us good people.
These kids just think it’s so fun with their rock and roll and wearing winter hats in the summer time. Why can’t they just leave me alone?! Hey! You kids and your tripods, turn them off and listen to me!
Waiting is hard, especially when you know there is a great meal just around the corner. Just be patient, it’s worth the wait.
It was awesome though. The rush of adrenaline, the thrill of the kill! Getting old and senile is so much fun.
We all are thinking of turkey, stuffing and mashed potatoes. Maybe some cranberry sauce and pie. We’re all thinking about so much good food, but we’re going to get a whole lot more that just that. Like guilt. Dear God. Someone is going to make you feel bad about something. It is family after all. … Read more
Seems that every Thanksgiving all the guys, and all the gals, just want the bird with the big breasts. They don’t care about our brains. They just chop our heads off and go for our voluminous body.
The hunt for Twinkies is on and the only other time that Twinkies where this hard to find was in Zombieland. I guess the apocalypse is upon us. Good luck.
If turkey basters could talk, they’d give us some strange stories. via BrainlessTails
What’s better than a Thanksgiving turkey? A Thanksgiving turkey covered in bacon!
