It’s time for some Christmas group therapy.
Christmas can be hard. Sometimes you don’t believe you can do it, other times you feel happy and sad at the same time!
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It’s beginning to feel a lot like f*#k this.
This one goes out to all the Scrooges. May your holidays be merry and bright as I know that’ll annoy the hell out of you.
Christmas Warning Signs
Be careful opening that special present this year. You never know what’s inside.
When you stop believing in Santa, you get underwear.
And it won’t be that fancy sexy underwear. It’ll be whitey tities.
You’re not the real Santa!
If you’re going to take me to see Santa, I want to see the real one. Not an imposter Santa at some department store or mall. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!
It’s not nothing, it’s an air guitar!
Give a cheap gift this Christmas, an air guitar! Kids love them. Well they usually do. Unless they get them mixed up with nothing. via Bizarro
12 Days of Effing Christmas
The 12 days of Christmas may be a classic song, but it’s a little out of date. It’s more like: 12. Effing Fruitcakes 11. Shoppers Shoving 10. Credit Cards All Maxed 9. Broken Diets 8. Hours Delay 7. Tacky Sweaters 6. Checks A-Bouncing 5. Extra Pounds 4. Bags A-Missing 3. Missed Flights 2. Panic Attacks … Read more
Keep calm and SANTA!
It’s almost time! We’re so close to Christmas that I can hardly hold it in. This will be the slowest week EVER!
All I want for Christmas is money!
I’m not looking for love, I’m looking for money! Why doesn’t anyone write a song about that?