Trump promised us a wall and I’m ready to build one right across his mouth to keep his opinions in. Heck, I’d even help pay for that one.
Category: Random Fun
Every winter it’s the same thing. We start off slow and cautious and then before you know it, snow is no big deal. We cruise down the road without a care in the world,...
There are those who see snow as a winter wonderland of beautiful fun. And then there are those who want nothing to do with snow. Which one are you?
This would be one strange, but possibly amazing, show. Might be a conflict of interest though? I mean the Joker is evil and Deadpool is technically good. Right?!
A lot of places have self checkouts, but not that many have ones that look this good. Well played library. Well played.
You’ll shoot your eye out.
Wrap empty boxes for presents and when your child misbehaves, or doesn’t listen, throw one in the fire. That’ll show them. Nothing says Merry Christmas like scaring them straight.
Christmas with the family is always merry and bright in the movies. In real life its misery. That’s why everyone drinks so much. It’s not just you, or just your family. We’ll all just...