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The What-If’s and the Should-Have’s Will Eat Your Brain

July 28, 2013 by LOL Zombie

Forget about a zombie apocalypse, your brain is going to kill you long before the zombies come if you don’t let the past be the past and enjoy the now.

Categories Quotes, Random Fun, Zombie Tags Brain, Life Leave a comment

Tomorrow is a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.

July 26, 2013 by LOL Zombie

Sadly tomorrow always turns into today and, well we all know that nothing is going to get done today. Maybe tomorrow.

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I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

July 26, 2013 by LOL Zombie

Insanity is different for each person and mine is fun as hell! YOLO!

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If Life Gives You Lemons, I Hope It Gives You Water and Sugar Too

July 25, 2013 by LOL Zombie

Lemons alone won’t make lemonade. Even if you tried, it’d taste horrible.

Categories Quotes, Random Fun Tags Cats, Drinks, Life Leave a comment

Never trust someone who runs for “fun.”

July 21, 2013 by LOL Zombie

I mean really? Video games are fun. Movies are fun. Going to the bar is fun. Running is hard work and it makes you feel like you are going to die.

Categories Quotes, Random Fun Tags Exercising, Running Leave a comment

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear it’s a brighter day.

July 21, 2013 by LOL Zombie

We all know people who bring down the mood and make us unhappy. When they disappear, things get much nicer!

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A relationshop is like a house.

July 20, 2013 by LOL Zombie

… when a lightbulb burns out you do not go and buy a new house. You fix the lightbulb.

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You Are What You Eat. So Don’t Be Cheap, Easy or Fake.

July 17, 2013 by LOL Zombie

Basically this is a good diet plan. Most things that aren’t good for you are cheap, easy or fake. Personally, I’d like to be hot, spicy and satisfying. 🙂

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SCIENCE FACT: You have a lot of veins in your body.

July 16, 2013 by LOL Zombie

If you took all of the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die. So don’t try.  

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You can lead a human to knowledge but you can’t make him think.

July 16, 2013 by LOL Zombie

Man. Horses are so smart. And here all I think they did was run around and take people for rides. Maybe they are more than furry vehicles.

Categories Animals, Quotes, Random Fun Tags Horse, Think Leave a comment
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