Start your day off right with the pork song!
An amazingly addicting, slightly creepy, awesome pork song! If you want the never ending version, visit https://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Pork/
Food
Welcome to the U.S. Now give us your money.
Walmart. McDonalds. Starbucks. Where do you loose most of your money? It’s not bad enough that they are everywhere, but they get you hooked and you feel you just have to go back.
We go together like Mac & Cheese
You know you’ve got something good when this describes your relationship.
Why do people can food? Because zombies are coming.
How do you think you’re going to survive a zombie apocalypse without some canned goods? Len how and stock up now! Before it’s to late!
Man Rule #329 – Don’t Talk About Bananas
Don’t look at him, don’t talk about them, don’t do anything that might come across wrong.
A sure sign you need to take your meds.
Turns out, if your food all has googlie eyes and is staring back at you, then you need to be medicated.
People would like you more if you didn’t have that stick up your butt.
And this is why ice cream will always be cooler than popsicles.
Nude Sunbathers Eating Waffles?!
I think this might be the perfect vacation spot. No pants and waffles for breakfast. What’s better than that?