Using a microwave is like defusing a bomb.
As the time counts down, you get more anxious. Then as it gets down to one second you stop it. Just in time. Man that was close. I could save the world! Oh ouch. Hot.
Food
Alcohol Makes For A Great Story
Chances are if there was alcohol involved, someone did something stupid. If someone did something stupid, it will probably make a good movie. If there was salad involved, no one cares.
Maybe broccoli doesn’t like you either.
You don’t like it, it doesn’t like you. Can we all just move on now?
How not to eat Bubble Tape gum.
Remember Bubble Tape gum? Turns out, that if you eat it right, everyone thinks you’re cool. If you take a big bite out of it, people will freak out!
Polly want some chocolate?!
Everyone knows chocolate fountains are awesome and who wouldn’t want to cover themselves in sweet chocolate!
Dysfunctional Valentines Hearts
I would buy these if they were in the store. I would buy them for everyone I know.
