Zombie Easter Eggs
Forget cute and pretty, go for awesome and zombie! Mix it up a little this Easter.
Food
You are dead to us. – Donuts.
Nothing like a sweet donut to get your day started off right. That is until you realize that someone left you a mean messaged spelled out with donuts! A mean, tasty message that will soon disappear. Where’s the milk?!
The more colorful your diet is, the healthier you’ll be. Nailed it!
This eating healthy is easy work at Easter time. The candy is so colorful and sooooo sweet. Love it!
Roses are red. Bacon is red. Poems are hard. Bacon.
You’d think writing a poem would be easier. What rhymes with bacon? Ah, who cares? Let’s just eat some bacon.
How to be fancy.
Turns out, Cheeto fingers and lips isn’t fancy. A moustache is though. Top Hat. Fancy. On a unicorn. Super Fancy. via the Fancy Cat Pusheen
Cheap Boneless Chicken Dinner
Less than a dollar for a chicken dinner?! What a deal. I could feed the whole family for less than $5 dollars.
Sometimes you just have to pick yourself up and carry on.
Somethings in life don’t go the way they should and sometimes you just need to realize that’s life and move on.
Ryan Gosling, Zombies, Cupcakes, Beer and Coffee Love!
Give the perfect Valentine’s card by printing out one, or all, of these sweet valentines. You can’t go wrong by giving your sweetie a Ryan Gosling Zombie Beer Cupcake Coffee card. Everyone I know would love it. Head over to heartsandlaserbeams.com for the high quality printout.
Your wiener is the only one for my buns this Valentine’s Day!
Isn’t condiment love cute? Or are they talking about a wiener dog? Those things are cute too.
Take it. Take another little pizza my heart now baby.
If I had a pizza heart, I’d eat it and die. So that’s not such a good idea. But you can take a piece.