Up Beet. Down Beet. Sick Beet. Dead Beet.
Sometimes you lose a beet. It was a good beet too. Beets via gemmacorrell
Food
Shit. We’re Toast
Do you ever wonder if bread realizes that they’re toast as soon as they get in the toaster?!
Dinosaurs 101. You are what you eat.
Herbivore eats plans. Carnivore eats meat. Omnivore eats a little bit of everything. Omnomnomnivore eats absolutely everything all the time.
You Are What You Eat. So Don’t Be Cheap, Easy or Fake.
Basically this is a good diet plan. Most things that aren’t good for you are cheap, easy or fake. Personally, I’d like to be hot, spicy and satisfying. 🙂
Checkout my breadsticks and nuts.
If you think my breadstick is big, why don’t you come back to my place and see my nuts.
Shout-out to cows!
Without them we wouldn’t have burgers, pizza, chocolate, ice-cream and many other delicious food. Go cows!!
Context. It’s Important. It can be the difference between sex and marshmallows.
Have you ever heard only part of the conversation? Of course you have. It happens all the time; especially in movies. Before you fly off the handle, get all the details. Context is important. It can be the difference between sex and marshmallows.
This is your brain. Brain on drugs. Brain with a side of bacon.
I’m sure there are  lots of questions; like where did the bacon come from? Sadly I have no answers. Other than don’t do drugs. Instead, go to the store and get yourself some bacon.
It’s cute when they put expiration dates on snacks like I won’t eat them as soon as I get to my car.
No one ever threw away a candy bar because it was old. Even though it tastes horrible, we still eat it. Nothing stops us.