Is it spring yet? I’m waiting for my nuts to thaw out.
You see, I stored them last winter so I could eat them in the spring. Turns out, spring isn’t coming very fast and I’m hungry!
Animals
Wakes up happy for no reason.
I wish I would wake up happy. Oh wait, maybe I do. I just lose that happiness by the time I get to work.
I just pooped in your shoe. Just kitten.
Kittens are cute and cuddly, but pooping outside that litter box isn’t funny. Oh man, I can’t stay mad at you. Look how cute you are! All’s forgiven.
Play dumb, you get lots of treats.
Can’t tell if my dog is really dumb, or so smart that he’s playing me.
The bunnies, they suspect nothing.
Soon I’ll find out where the colored eggs come from and all those chocolate goodies too!
Zombie Easter Cards, Chocolate and Gifts!
Zombie bunnies & chicks, chocolate & brains. Easter zombies everywhere! Oh my!
Who needs an Easter bunny when you can have an Easter cat?!
All you need is some bunny ears and a cat that will sit still long enough for you to get the ears on and you’ll have an Easter cat! He might not be happy about it, but he’ll be adorable.
Life with and without cats.
It’s pretty much the same, except the cat isn’t in your way if you don’t have one. And you have much less hair in your house.