Keep Calm. Be Jolly.
It’s that time of year again when we talk about peace on earth and lose our temper over anything. Eat more cookies, drink more wine, and enjoy the holidays. Stay Calm. Stay Jolly. You got this.
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Show someone you love and hate them with a Fuggler.
Have you heard of Fugglers? They’re ugly stuffed animals that are so ugly, they’re cute. Supposedly they’ll ruin your life, but you’ll fall in love them first. Why would you want one, you ask? We don’t know your life. Maybe you like sleeping with one eye open, or the idea of having your teeth stolen … Read more
Humpty Dumpty Had A Great Fall
I’m not so sure why these Humpty Dumpty stories over the years had him falling down and getting hurt when, in reality, he had a great fall. Like one of the best ever. Enjoying the leaves, carving pumpkins, picking apples, and reading a good book by the fire.
Frida Gomam
What do you do when you get pulled over by the cops? Tell them your name is Frida Gomam. I guess that only works for women, but it can’t hurt to try can it? va twoodle_05
If a bear has you stuck in a tree, try to pee in it’s eye.
This takes practice because bears have tiny eyes. But if you pull it off you can say you did something impressive before you died.
Stay Inside Festival!
What’s better than going out to a music festival? Staying inside, that’s what. It includes: Air Conditioner A Real Bed Video Games Movies A Clean Toilet Comics Your Couch TV Series A Refrigerator Clean Underwear Fresh Food Personal Space What are you waiting for? Make plans to do go nowhere today. Get yourself a Stay … Read more
Dad, I have no idea how life works.
Kid: Dad. I’m glad I have you. I have no idea how life works yet. I’m mostly just winging it. Dad: LOL same actually. Sometimes, kids know more about how life works than they think. That’s why you should go to kids for advice.
How to Make Mac & Cheese
Mac & Cheese is easy to make. However, for some odd reason, we have to read the instructions like 10 times just to be sure we got them right. via extrafabulouscomics
Guess what? I don’t run.
It seems that every other car has one of those running bumper stickers. It’s like they’re always tell me how much better they are then me. Well guess what? I don’t run and I don’t care. I can even get my own running bumper sticker to show you how amazing I am.