Merry Christmas. I got you an XBOX!
Your XBOX is full of pictures of your ex-girlfriends. It’s an ex-box! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Video Games
What doesn’t kill you makes you smaller.
What doesn’t kill you makes you… smaller. At least in the video game world. Mario knows what were talking about.
Grow Up & Get a Life
Mario has always tried to teach us to grow up and get a life. However, I don’t think all gamers quite get the hint.
Duck Hunt 2 : Revenge of the Duck
Duck Hunt is one of the most popular video games of all time and it’s coming back. This time, the ducks are out to get revenge. Watch out hunters, they’re aiming for you. No, not really, but wouldn’t it be awesome?!
Is Mario Homeless? Have you ever thought about it?
Have you ever stopped to think that Mario is probably homeless? He wakes up every day wearing the same clothes, runs around in sewers, beats up people for their money, and what does he spend it on? Mushrooms. Just saying. Something’s not right with that man.
Me trying to figure out how far away the Pokémon is.
http://imgur.com/gallery/WVuvAdk Look. A Pokémon. I can do this. I can do this. Almost. Close. One more. Next time. Maybe. Yes! First try. Wait. I’m out of Poké balls? Damit.
Get A Life Pokémon Players #WTF
They keep telling kids to go outside and play. Then when they do, they tell them to go inside and drink. Really? WTF people?! I get that people don’t like Pokémon players on their lawn, but telling them that they should go inside and drink their life away seems like bad advice. Go out side, walk … Read more
Don’t Pokémon Go & Drive
Arrive alive, don’t throw Pokéballs drive. I have a feeling you’ll see a lot more signs like this around as people do stupid things like play games while driving.
Quit your day job and do what makes you happy.
No matter how crazy your dreams may be, go for it. Being happy matters so much more.
Mario Cat Approves of Tubes
Want to make your cat happy? Then make a series of tubes for them to climb through. To create your own, you just need some boxes, some plastic planters, some Super Mario stickers, and creativity.