The Turkey Is Fighting Back This Thanksgiving
Not sure how, but it seems that you can give a turkey weapons or you could just stuff his ass with stuffing. Your choice.
Turkey
Does This Stuffing Make My Breasts Look Big?
Thanksgiving turkeys have so much to worry about, but how stuffing makes their breasts look shouldn’t be a concern. I mean we want them big. Right?
What Are Turkeys Thankful For? Vegetarians.
No one ever asks the turkey what he’s thankful for. Of course he’s way past dead by the time we eat him, still. Common courtesy people.
Mmm Turkey Cake
Not sure if this raw turkey cake is amazing or disgusting. Either way, I’d love to see it at Thanksgiving. Turns out that the recipe isn’t online for this exact cake, however you can get pretty much the same thing with this recipe.
It’s hard to quit cold turkey.
So Thanksgiving might be over, but there is plenty of turkey left. Chances are you’re still eating it to. Lets face it, it’s just hard to quit cold turkey.
You want a piece of me?!
Not all turkeys are happy to be dinner. Wait, are any? I like to think some dream of growing up to be the biggest bestest turkey dinner ever. That way when we cooking them, we’re fulfilling their lifelong dream. That makes us good people.
Soon I will eat you.
Waiting is hard, especially when you know there is a great meal just around the corner. Just be patient, it’s worth the wait.
Shot my first turkey yesterday and scared the shit outta everyone in the frozen food section.
It was awesome though. The rush of adrenaline, the thrill of the kill! Getting old and senile is so much fun.
Typical. People always like the turkey with the big breasts.
Seems that every Thanksgiving all the guys, and all the gals, just want the bird with the big breasts. They don’t care about our brains. They just chop our heads off and go for our voluminous body.
I’ve been places and seen things… dark, dark things.
If turkey basters could talk, they’d give us some strange stories. via BrainlessTails