Laugh It Up Turkey, You’re Next!
As soon as we’re done carving pumpkins, we’ll start in on carving turkeys!
Thanksgiving
It’s hard to quit cold turkey.
So Thanksgiving might be over, but there is plenty of turkey left. Chances are you’re still eating it to. Lets face it, it’s just hard to quit cold turkey.
Keep Calm and Gobble On
Happy Thanksgiving Y’all! Now go eat something. Or drink something. Or both.
You want a piece of me?!
Not all turkeys are happy to be dinner. Wait, are any? I like to think some dream of growing up to be the biggest bestest turkey dinner ever. That way when we cooking them, we’re fulfilling their lifelong dream. That makes us good people.
Soon I will eat you.
Waiting is hard, especially when you know there is a great meal just around the corner. Just be patient, it’s worth the wait.
Shot my first turkey yesterday and scared the shit outta everyone in the frozen food section.
It was awesome though. The rush of adrenaline, the thrill of the kill! Getting old and senile is so much fun.
What you’re really having for Thanksgiving dinner.
We all are thinking of turkey, stuffing and mashed potatoes. Maybe some cranberry sauce and pie. We’re all thinking about so much good food, but we’re going to get a whole lot more that just that. Like guilt. Dear God. Someone is going to make you feel bad about something. It is family after all. … Read more
Typical. People always like the turkey with the big breasts.
Seems that every Thanksgiving all the guys, and all the gals, just want the bird with the big breasts. They don’t care about our brains. They just chop our heads off and go for our voluminous body.
I’ve been places and seen things… dark, dark things.
If turkey basters could talk, they’d give us some strange stories. via BrainlessTails
Mmm Bacon Thanksgiving Turkey
What’s better than a Thanksgiving turkey? A Thanksgiving turkey covered in bacon!