This Thanksgiving, decorate your toilet with a turkey. Then your guests can come feed and water your turkey. Or you can be thankful that you don’t have a turkey toilet in your house.
Here’s Hoping Your Turkey is Moist Here’s Hoping Your Relatives Are Sober Here’s Hoping Your Ass Fits in Your Velvet Pants Or Sweat Pants Better Yet No Pants Here’s Hoping Your Thanksgiving is Sane...
Want to have the sexiest turkey in the neighborhood this Thanksgiving? Well you can. With a little tin foil and a great sense of humor, you can create this lovely turkey for your Thanksgiving...
What happens when turkeys stuff humans for Thanksgiving? Well it isn’t pretty. Sadly, it’s the same as what we’re doing, only a bit more disturbing. Eat up!
Not sure how, but it seems that you can give a turkey weapons or you could just stuff his ass with stuffing. Your choice.
Holiday meals are great. I have so much good food and my stretchy pants get a work out. Win. Win.
Thanksgiving turkeys have so much to worry about, but how stuffing makes their breasts look shouldn’t be a concern. I mean we want them big. Right?
No one ever asks the turkey what he’s thankful for. Of course he’s way past dead by the time we eat him, still. Common courtesy people.
What’s better than a bunch of Thanksgiving food? Cats! Cats at Thanksgiving! Cats in pilgrim hats and cats with indian feathers.
Not sure if this raw turkey cake is amazing or disgusting. Either way, I’d love to see it at Thanksgiving. Turns out that the recipe isn’t online for this exact cake, however you can...