Hope you’re celebrating with weirdos; aka family or friends.
Santa. Your day will come. Hold on and let the turkey do its thing. Once we kill and eat him, then it’s your turn.
If the cat and the dog can come together for a happy Thanksgiving, I’m sure you can forgive your enemies too. Even if it’s just for one day.
Is your hand turkey original recipe? Or do you have a little rocker, trekkie or Fonz in it? Happy Thanksgiving!
It seems that the turkey crossed the border because you’ve never heard of a turkey burrito. Have you?
Hope a hottie finds you irresistible this Thanksgiving!
Those turkeys can be tricky characters. If you get yourself a live one, make sure to keep a close eye on it or else you may be having hot dogs for Thanksgiving!