Let the turkey chill; with TV and beer.
This Thanksgiving, when the directions say to let the bird chill, just prop it up and give it a beer. It’ll be happy before you toss it in sauna.
Thanksgiving
Who wouldn’t want a Thanksgiving Turkey toilet?
This Thanksgiving, decorate your toilet with a turkey. Then your guests can come feed and water your turkey. Or you can be thankful that you don’t have a turkey toilet in your house.
Here’s Hoping Your Thanksgiving is Bountiful
Here’s Hoping Your Turkey is Moist Here’s Hoping Your Relatives Are Sober Here’s Hoping Your Ass Fits in Your Velvet Pants Or Sweat Pants Better Yet No Pants Here’s Hoping Your Thanksgiving is Sane Or At Least Interesting
Sexy Bikini Turkey
Want to have the sexiest turkey in the neighborhood this Thanksgiving? Well you can. With a little tin foil and a great sense of humor, you can create this lovely turkey for your Thanksgiving feast. Get the recipe here.
Reversed Thanksgiving Isn’t So Pretty
What happens when turkeys stuff humans for Thanksgiving? Well it isn’t pretty. Sadly, it’s the same as what we’re doing, only a bit more disturbing. Eat up!
The Turkey Is Fighting Back This Thanksgiving
Not sure how, but it seems that you can give a turkey weapons or you could just stuff his ass with stuffing. Your choice.
I Was Thinner Before Dinner
Holiday meals are great. I have so much good food and my stretchy pants get a work out. Win. Win.
Does This Stuffing Make My Breasts Look Big?
Thanksgiving turkeys have so much to worry about, but how stuffing makes their breasts look shouldn’t be a concern. I mean we want them big. Right?
What Are Turkeys Thankful For? Vegetarians.
No one ever asks the turkey what he’s thankful for. Of course he’s way past dead by the time we eat him, still. Common courtesy people.
Thanksgiving With The Cats
What’s better than a bunch of Thanksgiving food? Cats! Cats at Thanksgiving! Cats in pilgrim hats and cats with indian feathers.