First Day of School Mugshot
Why not take first day of school pictures the right way? Kids feel like it’s jail, so let’s go all in.
School
Once you go black, you never go back.
It’s so true too. I tried to color yellow over black and ended up with a yellowish black marker. It’ll never be the same.
Teachers know you’re texting in class when you smile at your crotch.
I’m guessing that if you’re smiling at your crotch that there is a 99% chance that you’re texting in class. And that leaves a 1% chance that you’re a little odd.
Back to School Celebration Time
Good news parents, it’s time fort our kids to be back in school! Hit up the liquor store now for some celebration juice!
Dogs haven’t eaten homework for years, they just hit Delete.
With technology in the classrooms now, dogs don’t have to eat homework anymore. They simply hit the Delete key and it’s gone. Quite a timesaver.
Do you ever look at teachers and think “I could do that” and then remember you hate kids?
A teachers job seems nice some days. No school in the summer, all the holidays off and snow days. But you gotta remember that you need to deal with all those damn kids and they don’t let you hit them with a ruler anymore.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
Don’t forget to call! Stay out of trouble. I’ll miss you.
This is why every group project sucks.
It doesn’t matter if you’re in school or at work, if there is a group project someone ends up doing all the work while the others don’t do much of anything.
School on Monday vs School on Friday
There is nothing quite like going home from school knowing that you don’t have to go back the next day. Same goes for work. Is it quitting time yet?!
It’s called reading. It’s how people install new software on their brains.
People always fear technology, but the real skill is mixing the old and the new. Old technique, new terminology. Install some brain software! via glasbergen.com