Mario Party. It’s not all fun and games.
Just because it’s fun for one, doesn’t mean it’s fun for all. Even if you do get coins if you survive.
Party
I have a stick and you look like a piñata.
I’m just saying that you should probably get out of my way otherwise I’m going to see if you’re full of candy.
Party Bees
When you’re looking for a rockin’ party, just bring some bees with you. The buzz will be huge and the party will be full of honeys. via invisiblebread.com
Party on Wayne. Party on Darth.
You know it’s going to be one hell of a party when Wayne and Darth are there. Party on!!!
The party don’t start ’till I walk in.
Don’t stop kitty. Don’t stop being the life of the party. You go girl.
Co-workers Are Like Christmas Lights…
They all hang together but half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t so bright.
It’s Better to Be Late, Than to Arrive Ugly.
Well for some that’s true. The rest of us thought you looked great two hours ago.
Happy Cinco De Mayo!
Let’s interrupt a week of unbridled American patriotism for a half-assed celebration of Mexico. Now lets all go party with some nachos, tequila and some Taco Bell. What could go wrong with that combination? And no, you can’t count a phone call to your mom to bail you out of jail as a Mother’s Day call.
This is what happens when you drink a bottle of Jose Cuervo tequila.
Have you ever wondered what happens when you drink a whole bottle of Jose Cuervo? Well you end up in the hospital. However, if you only drink part of the tequila bottle, you can have a great time. Just be careful as once you start, it’s hard to stop.