Pinching people who don’t wear green on St. Patrick’s Day is one tradition that I don’t quite get, but, does it count when you’re all green? Seems like a good idea until someone points out that you’re also naked. Awkward!
You can file this under don’t try this at home, or anywhere. Not sure who made this or how, but it’s very entertaining.
Sometimes, it just takes a different perspective to realize that violence isn’t the answer. Like when a mosquito lands on your testicles. Are you going to hit it? Probably not. Oh, and what happened to your pants!
Sometimes you just need to take off your big boy pants and stand up for yourself. Keep the cowboy hat though, it looks cool.
I want to wish you a Happy Valentines Day, but unless this card is going to finally get you naked, I have to admit my heart’s not really in it. Hey, at least he’s honest. That more than you’ll get from a lot of guys.
Rubber ducks have all the fun. They get to see everyone naked and no one thinks twice. Such little perverts.
Not sure what they are selling here. I thought it was going to be for a TV show, then I heard maybe it’s Guitar Hero 5, or maybe it’s subliminal advertising and my mind is going to trick me into buying it later today. Humm….
