Remember: Someone always has it worse than you do.
Sometimes you feel like you have the worst job in the world. When this happens, just remember that there is someone out there that has a worse job than you do.
Life
Optimism is the best way to see life.
When life gets you down, just look at it from a different view. Things may not be as bad as they seem.
Is Monday depressing? Or is my life depressing?
Let’s joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is. Wait a minute…. are you saying my whole life is depressing? Awwww man. I need a drink.
Oh Shit. PLOT TWIST!
When something goes wrong in your life, just yell “PLOT TWIST!” and move on. Even when things don’t go wrong, if you’re just board, yet it and change your life. Keep it interesting!
A Guide To Employee Morale.
Once you’re in that 9-5 job that you’ve been going to school all your life for, you soon realize that it’s not always amazing. Is it happy hour yet?!
Booze Food & Fun? Or Real Life?
It’s always a hard decision to make, but there is a reason the alcohol business is always booming. Screw you real life, I’m going to go forget my problems now.
Don’t take life too seriously. You don’t get out alive. Go do something stupid and fun.
If you worry about everything, you’ll never stop and do the fun stupid things. Like dressing up like gophers and go skateboarding. Not only is it fun for you, but it will make others happy when they see you.
The What-If’s and the Should-Have’s Will Eat Your Brain
Forget about a zombie apocalypse, your brain is going to kill you long before the zombies come if you don’t let the past be the past and enjoy the now.
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Insanity is different for each person and mine is fun as hell! YOLO!