Hope we’re friends forever. Even after death. Ghost friends!
You’re so much fun that when we die, I hope we become ghost friends and scare the shit out of people together.
Ghost
I’m here for the boos.
I think we need to start handing out treads for adults on Halloween. Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker; that’s what my mom always said. Now that I look back, I think she was right.
No hunting or camping in cemetery.
I’m not sure why there is a sign for this, or why they’d need a sign. A cemetery is the last place I’d go camping. Hunting for ghosts maybe, but probably not.
Have you seen this lost dog?
His name is Vince. He’s kind of a grayish brown color. Loves to roll over and likes opening gateways to other dimensions. If you see him, who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!
Marilyn MonGhost
I wonder what you’d see if a ghost lost their sheet. Probably nothing. But maybe something! You never know.
The Drive Thru Ghost
What would you do if a car drove up with no one in it? You may not believe in ghosts, but after having this happen to you, who knows what you’d believe in.
The average person is in direct contact with at least 5 ghost butts at any given time.
I’m not sure how they figured this out, but I’m glad ghosts can’t fart.