Why don’t they put cats on a leash? Because owners want them to run away.
Well so says the dog. Or maybe it’s because cat’s usually don’t wander away from home. They prefer the keeping their slaves owners close to them.
Dogs
Found a Dog. If It’s Yours, Don’t Call. We’re BFFs Now.
I’m sorry you lost your dog, but he’s mine now and he’s pretty cool. We’re bros, so he’s staying. Don’t call, don’t make it weird.
Even Big Dogs Like to Cuddle with You
Even big dogs want to be loved. They want to crawl up on you and cuddle in just like the cat does. There’s plenty of room right?! via Off The Leash
Happy Cinco De Mayo!
Let’s interrupt a week of unbridled American patriotism for a half-assed celebration of Mexico. Now lets all go party with some nachos, tequila and some Taco Bell. What could go wrong with that combination? And no, you can’t count a phone call to your mom to bail you out of jail as a Mother’s Day call.
Wakes up happy for no reason.
I wish I would wake up happy. Oh wait, maybe I do. I just lose that happiness by the time I get to work.
Went for a car ride, lost my balls.
I’m brining it with me ‘cuz last time we got in the car I came back with no balls… Now that’s one smart dog.
Play dumb, you get lots of treats.
Can’t tell if my dog is really dumb, or so smart that he’s playing me.
Happy Easter! Who’s a good bunny?
Wh’s a good bunny? Yes you are. Did you fetch me a carrot? Next time fetch me some chocolate? Ok?
Dog Gone Cute Easter Bunny
Some Easter bunnies are cuter than others. Then again, some dogs don’t look good in bunny costumes. Not sure how I should feel about this one.