Why You No Take Me on Car Ride?
My owner goes on an 8 hour car ride 5 days a week but doesn’t take me? Why doesn’t he take me?! I’ll be a good dog. Promise.
Dogs
All beds are dog beds.
It doesn’t matter how big your bed is, or how much you spend on an actual dog bed, they’re always going to come cuddle up with you and take up most of your bed.
Have you seen this lost dog?
His name is Vince. He’s kind of a grayish brown color. Loves to roll over and likes opening gateways to other dimensions. If you see him, who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!
Still. No one knows who let the dogs out.
The 90s were amazing but in our reckless younger years, someone let the dogs out. To this day, we’re still not sure who.
Trust No One. Except This Cute Baby Duck Who Thinks He’s A Dog.
It’s hard to trust anyone. Except for a fat, fluffy baby duck who thinks he’s a dog. That guy is totally legit. via Sebastien Millon
Tiger Dog. The Cutest Puppy Ever.
I know they mix a lot of breeds anymore, but I have yet to see one as cute as the Tiger Dog. Granted, he’s not real either, but he’s adorable!
There was a spider. It’s gone now.
Some people have dogs to help protect them from things…. like spiders. I’m pretty sure you’re second guessing that dog now.
Even Pets Get Cold
As cold weather grips the country, don’t forget to bundle up your pets. You’ll be amazed at how happy and warm they feel in a sleeping bag. 😉
It’s Cold Out. Wear A Cat.
It’s the middle of winter and most of the country is freezing. When it gets this cold out, it’s always a good idea to wear a cat. They’ll keep you warm.
It’s the Grumpiest Time of the Year
For every jolly person, there’s at lest one grumpy one. Happy Holidays! Or something like that.