Christmas Tree Rex
Oh Christmas Tree Rex, Oh Christmas Tree Rex, How you have all the fancy special effects.
Dinosaurs
Look! A dinosaur taco holder!
Like tacos? Like dinosaurs? Then you should have a dinosaur taco holder! I’m not sure how you could go wrong with this. Dinosaurs + Tacos = Prehistoric Awesomeness! What are you waiting for? Go get them before they become extinct.
Is this your velociraptor?
Found. One velociraptor. He’s about 5 feet tall, very bitey, and seems angry. Must have come from a bad home. We tried to figure out his name but he doesn’t answer to anything. If he’s yours, come and get in as soon as you can. This guy isn’t very happy here and we’re not very happy … Read more
Christmas is over. Time to eat the tree.
Why toss your Christmas tree out when you could just eat it? via gippentarp
Dinosaurs didn’t bowl & now they’re extinct. Coincidence?
You can’t argue with that logic. Of course, you can’t prove it either. Lets not chance it.
Don’t forget to give your kids Flintstone chewables.
Don’t worry about your kids, give them Flintstone chewables and make sure they are nice and healthy. dinosaur via Bizzaro Comics
Sometimes I Feel Unstoppable!
You may not have all the things you need to be awesome, but you can find tools to get you there! Think positive and anything is possible.
Dinosaurs 101. You are what you eat.
Herbivore eats plans. Carnivore eats meat. Omnivore eats a little bit of everything. Omnomnomnivore eats absolutely everything all the time.